Modern Technology

Ok so maybe this isn't the place for this but I don't think there are any rules about what you can write about and I thought this was hilarious!!

Modern Technology

OLE & LENA ARE VACATIONING AT THIS POSH RESORT IN DULUTH. OLE GOES INTO
THE SAUNA WHERE TWO FOREIGN BUSINESSMEN WERE SITTING NAKED.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. OLE LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER,"HE SAID, "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO HIS EAR. WHEN HE FINISHED HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

OLE FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HE DECIDED HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND. THE
OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM. OLE FINALLY SAID...
"VELL BY GOLLY, VILL YA LOOK AT DAT, I'M GETTING A FAX"